Let's be real here. Trey Songz simply coos over a couple verses in Bottoms Up until the main attraction in this three-ring circus of a ditty appears...and duh, I'm once again singing Nicki Minaj's praises. But here's where I flip it a bit...and let you have the chance to sing and rap like Ms. Minaj. Mmmmm lyrical love.
Note: that picture is the "drunkest" I could find Nicki lookin' like. Why? When her verse takes over, she not only kills it with a quicker paced flow, but she feigns wastedness by slurring words and tossing out an homage to Anna Nicole Smith. So that's awesome.
And now, you too can sound just like Nicki Minaj on this crushing cut, because I took the liberty to type out the lyrics to her drop. Not only because I have hope that one day an army of us can all chant it together, but mostly because I've been rapping the hell out of this. Nonstop.
Can I get that dro
Can I get that remmy
Can I get that coke
Can I get that henny
Can I get that margarita on the rock rock rocks
Can I get salt all around that rim rim rim rim
"Trey"...I was like "Yo, Trey!"
"Do you think you can buy me, a bottle of ro-zay?"
Okay lets get it now
I'm wit' a bad bitch, he's wit' his friends
I don't say hi, I say "keys to the Benz!"
Keys to the benz, keys to the benz
Mu'fuckin rite, yeah b to the 10
If a bitch try to get cute, I'mm'a stop her
Throw a lotta money at her then yell fuck her
Fuck her fuck her then yell fuck her
Then I'mm'a go and get my Louisville slugger!
Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm really such a lady
I rep Young Money
You know, slim, baby
And we be doin' donuts while we wavin' a .380
We give a lot of money to the babies out in Haiti
Yellin' "All around the world...
Do you hear me?"
"Do you like my body, Anna Nicki?"
Rest in peace to Anna Nicole Smith
Yes my dear you're so explosive
Say hi to Mary, Mary and Joseph
Now bottoms up and double my doses